I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds with George Bush and his wife and I saw you drive out Donald Duck. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that extreme home makeover sucks. I'm returning your memories from the millitary service to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I Never liked cocaine abuse.
Go burn, Keenna.
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
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1. What's the color of your shirt?Blue - Our romance is over
Red - our affair is over White - I'll join the monasteryBlack - I dislike youGreen - Our horoscope doesn't matchGrey - You're a pervertYellow - I'm selling myselfPink - Your nostrils are insultingBrown - The mafia wants youNo shirt - You're a loserOther - I'm in love with your sister2. Which is your birth month?January - That nightFebruary - Last yearMarch - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seedsMay - First of MayJune - When you put cuffs on meJuly - When I threw upAugust - When I saw the shrunken headSeptember - When we skinny dippedOctober - When I quoted SantaNovember - When your dog ran amokDecember - When I changed tennis shoes3. Which food do you prefer? (¡¡QUÉ PREGUNTA MÁS CRUEL!! D': -Sin saber qué tachar- (?))Tacos - In your apartmentPizza - in your camping carPasta - Outside of ChicagoHamburgers - Under the busSalad - As you ate enchiladaChicken - In your closetKabab - With Paris HiltonFish - In women's clothingSandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospitalHot dog - Under a state of tranceNone of the above - With George Bush and his wife4. What's the color of your socks?Yellow - Hit onRed - InsultBlack - IgnoreBlue - Knock outPurple - Pour syrup onWhite - Carve your initials intoGrey - Pull the clothes offBrown - Put leeches onOrange - CastratePink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive out5. What's the color of your underwear?Black - My best friendWhite - my father Grey - Bill ClintonBrown - My fart balloonPurple - My mustard souffléRed - Donald DuckBlue - My avocado plantYellow - My penpal in GhanaOrange - My Kid Rock-collectionPink - Manchester United's goalkeeperNone - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?Scrubs - ManO.C. - EmotionalOne Tree Hill - OpenHeroes - FrostbittenLost - HighHouse - ScarredSimpsons - Cowardly
The news - MongolicIdol - MasochisticFamily Guy - SenileTop Model - Middle-classNone of the above - Ashamed7. Your mood right now?Happy - How awful I've feltSad - How boring you areBored - That Santa doesn't existAngry - That your pimples are at the last stageDepressed - That we're cousinsExcited - That there is no solution to thisNervous - The middle-eastWorried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-changeAshamed - That I'm allergic to your hamsterCuddly - That I get turned on by garbage menOverjoyous - That I'm openOther - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ringYellow - Your love lettersRed - Your Darth Vader-posterBlack - Your tame stoneBlue - The couch cushionsGreen - The pictures from LAOrange - Your false teethBrown - Your contact bookGrey - Our matching snoopy-bibsPurple - Your old lottery couponsPink - The cut toenailsOther - Your memories from the millitary service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky familyTaggeo a: